In Harry Potter, change the word 'wand' to 'willy'?

Question

You get quotes like these:

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first willy. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice willy for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany willy. Eleven inches. "
AND
Harry rubbed his willy feverishly until white sparks shot out of the end, which earned him a disapproving look from Fleur.
AND
I had... never heard of such a thing. Your willy performed something unique that night."
"There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort's willy and mine sort of... connected."
AND
Are you OK?" said Harry urgently. "My willy," said Ron. "Look at my willy." It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on only by a few splinters
AND
There was no need to stick the willy in that hard," he said gruffly, clambering to his feet. "It hurt
AND FINALLY
EXPECTO PATRONUM!" Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his willy tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance prtruded from the end of it.

I'M SURE THERE IS MORE THOUGH!

Answer 1

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH thats so funny X) made me LOL :)



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Answer 2

i do no longer know if it somewhat is one, yet in e book 4 Fleur and Roger left the dance and went exterior and hid in some rose brushes and while Hagrid become speaking approximately his mom, it suggested something like 'They regarded somewhat busy and have been making alot of noise' - something like that besides :D Dumbledore's brother additionally charmed a goat in some way. It become in no way explaned however the readers know he enjoyed his goats a touch too a lot

Answer 3

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised willy





...yeah

Answer 4

That's sad

Answer 5

Someone already did that with the word "wang"........

Answer 6

Rofl....u have no life