Did Steven Spielberg and George Lucas rape Indiana Jones?

Question

I heard Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raped Indiana Jones.

Is Indiana okay? Are Spielberg and Lucas going to prison?

Answer 1

You heard correctly.



Unfortunately Indiana died from internal haemorrhaging shortly after the event took place.



No charges were held against either Spielberg or Lucas, (who have a forensic history of similar such offences,) and they were allowed to walk free, despite the likelihood of them committing such crimes again.

Answer 2

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Did Steven Spielberg and George Lucas rape Indiana Jones?

I heard Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raped Indiana Jones.



Is Indiana okay? Are Spielberg and Lucas going to prison?

Answer 3

That episode of South Park was incredibly stupid and didn't mean anything. That show is getting real stupid, and by raping Indiana Jones they mean ruining it.

Answer 4

Indiana Jones the dog, or the character? Both would be equally troubling.

Answer 5

There are laws against raping your own baby I think.

Answer 6

They did. And in many positions

Answer 7

In South Park, HELL YES EEEWWW!!!! Seriously South Park went too far in that episode! I hope to God they didn't actually do that in the real movie.



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Answer 8

it was part of a Southpark episode. no cartoons were injured in the filming

Answer 9

How does a hero get raped? Is he no longer a hero? :(

Answer 10

no

Answer 11

They did... i taped it...