There are so many bad ones....but I'll try....by the way....I hate admitting this...and it isn't a good movie...but I have a soft spot in my heart for howard the Duck.....I have no idea why.....
10. Pretty Woman- Julia Roberts makes me vomit, Richard gere makes me vomit, sensitive romances about prostitutes make me vomit....this movie had it all...that I hate....
9. Eye of the beholder- It's just awful! Ewan Magreggor just looks embaressed to be in it. It has scene for scene Citizen Kane rip offs. It's just awful. Judd can't act.
8. Hoodlums- They took a really good historic character named Dutch Schultz and made it into a racially motivated piece of fictional garbage. The real story about Dutch Schultz is fascinating. They had Tim Roth. How can you mess that up? By having the most terrible script you can imagine.
7. Battle Ship Earth- Wow...I don't even know what to say about this one. The effects, the story, the acting....so utterly laughable..so atroscious...as to defy description.....
6. And I know I'm going to get heat for this...but....Philadelphia.
Tom Hanks is among the worst actors I have ever watched. I do not understand the fixation with him. The story was just stupid. There would be lawyers in the ACLU lining up to represent him. The story was so contrived..so emotionally manipulative.....AWFUL film. You could literally imagine some exec at a leather desk saying let's make a sensitive movie about AIDS.
5. Boxing Helena.....WOW this movie reeked...it could be a Rocky Horror Picture Show for the next generation. ART GARFUNKLE??? When Kim Bassinger sues to get out of a film because it's beneath her standards you KNOW you're in trouble.
4. Batman and Robin. Batman had nipples. They gave batman nipples.
3. Bottle Rocket....this mopvie was so boring.....I can;t even remember it. I do not understand the fascination the emo kids have with Wes Anderson. He's wordy and forces everything. He tries far too hard to be cool.
2. Eyes Wide Shut.....Part of this is based on the disappointment factor...when it's Kubrick you expect a lot. And this movie was just a long drawn out bore fest. NOTHING happens. Nothing. There is no character development. Nothing. Not even lots of nudity could make this worth seeing. I never thought I'd hate a Kubrick movie that had orgy scenes...but wow this one was awful....
1. Pick an Oliver Stone movie...any Oliver Stone movie....they rewrite history...when he's questioned about it by an expert he claims he's creating an alternate myth...when he's challenged by a laymen he says it's not fictional. His movies are pompous, boring, silly, poorly directed....just choose one...if I have to....JFK...it was longer then the others.