Clockwork Orange and Full Metal Jacket are a tie for me.
Spoken with a smile and sarcasm to the camera
Private Joker:
"I wanted to visit Viet Nam, the jewel of the south pacific.
I wanted to meet interesting and exotic people... and kill them.
I wanted to be the first one on my block with a confirmed kill!"
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Captain: "Whats this! A peace sign on one side of your helmet and "born to kill" on the other. Is that some kind of a sick joke!"
Private Joker: I'm not sure sir.
Capn: "You better get your head and your *** wired together or I WILL take one gigantic Sh#t on you!"
Joker: I guess I was making a comment on the duality of man, sir. You know, the "Jungian" thing.
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Private Joker: You killed running women and children?! But how can you kill women and children?
Copter gunner: It's easy, you just don't lead 'em too much. ha, HA! Aint war hell!
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Private Joker: the dead know only one thing.... It is better to be alive.
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your *** belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
Man, that movie has enough quotes to keep going all day. in fact I think I will go watch it again for the 12th time tonight - got it on DVD.